Episode 14 - 5-18-2007

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*Pretty Mac Happy Episode
-you people make me live!

*XM Radio is pissing everyone off..
-Don Imus deserved it..kind of
-I love Lattes.
-Opie and Andy didn't deserve this.
-Advertisers are pulling out.. good for them.. they wanna advertise on my show??
-Coffee people get pissed pretty quick!
-The day Skin-a-max censors boobs.. is the day i rent porn!

*Insert Crap Article here--

*Xbox 360 Modified banned from Xbox Live.
-retarded...
-let people backup their games
-dumb people piss me off..

*MAC OSX 10.4.10 is coming!
-Maybe fix the audio issue.. will it be the quiet macbook or the loud imac?

*Im Yawning a lot.. im tired.
-I need someone to edit this.. no joke. I don't edit this..

*Lady and Gents.. iPhone recieves the goahead from FCC
-YAY!!!!

*2000 Store fronts will sell it at launch
-YAY

*Apple won't use ATT Ad agency. They like their own.
-AT&T you wonder why they call you bitch?

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*Clocky clock runs away from you
-$49.99 is worth it if you sleep in a lot.
-I want one!!

Episode 13 - 5-16-07

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*I'm counting..and I'm fearless.

*Apple OSX and iPhone delayed?..Again?
-Just Kidding!!
-Things seem to be on time..for now.

*Yahoo Pipes is down..
-you miss out.. this is gay
-our setup seems way to complicated for only have 10 listeners.

*Macbook Updates-Yawn! Appleinsider was right!
-More Ram
-More Hard Drive Space
-Slight Processor Improvment..eh

*Turbo.264 Hardware Encoder
-I think its super neato!
-4x Video Encoding..hmm faster than anything I have!

*Amazon To offer DRM-Free MP3 Music!
-This is a good deal people!
-If only we could get DVD's to be like this as well..

*Vista sells 40 million in 100 days
-Shit
-This is the video.. Its funny!

*Optimus Keyboard Pre.Pre order.
-Its neat.. but not $1,500 neat
-the 3 key mini one is pretty neat too!

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*LED Sink Faucet
-20 bucks.. get yourself one!

*we wanted to say sorry for all the stupid shit at the end of this show.. We promise it won't happen again!

Episode 12 - 5-13-2007

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Now with Video!

*New Touch interface smaller for apple!
-maybe a new iphone nano??
-maybe a touch interface for everything!??!
-cheaper iphone. 600 dollars is more than jake the tech guy can afford!

*new macbook update boring!
-yeah, turns out its true. GAY! nothing "inivated"
-15" display, no optical disc drive
-uses NAND flash instead of hard drive.
-launch for this.. early 08'

*Myspace does care about copyright vids
-this is why i like youtube better.
-myspace is monitoring this.. this going to be the end of youtube?
-i love A&W Cream Soda.

*IBM couldn't fire ya even if they wanted to!
-aparently everyones gettting fired.. cept ibm employees
-Yes, I could run to GATEWAY if i wanted to!
-IBM lays off to many.. no room for slackers.. cuz we can't fire ya!

*US Military Launched YouTube Channel.
-I refuse to be political.
-us military also blocks youtube access to troops!

*Tumblr is a great moblog solution
-text america turned stupid!
-dumb
-grr
-jakescellphone.tumblur.com
*Jakethetechguy.com video page!

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*Shower Shock Soap!
-get ya goin..in the shower!

*Yahoo Pipes is a great way for us to change our mind many many times without losing a feed. We buff that with feedburner to clean up the feed. So basicly, whenever we change our mind for the 50 millionth time, it won't effect iTunes or you!

*(updated) we didn't move to wordpress. we just..made a mess of everything really.

*We have a lot of random feeds..thank god for Yahoo Pipes.

Episode 11 - 5.4.2007

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*Microsoft wants Yahoo!...who doesn't?
-Aww, they lost doubleclick.. so we're gonna take the next best thing
-live.com sucks
-so does MSN
-Yahoo messenger works with windows live messenger...hmm

*Yahoo Cans photos in flavr of flickr.
-They should offer an automatic transfer option!
-one click to flick!

*Digg.com - Wow!
-HD DVD isn't that cool anyways, I don't get it
-I watched digg go to the dark side Via darth vader (aka jay adelson)
-Digg Readers Rioted!
-my birthdate is now intellectual property.
-I want to grow up and be just like Kevin Rose
-We want Ctrl Alt Chicken!!!
-We love Twit.tv

*Steve Jobs makes 1 dollar a year
-really makes a couple hundred million...
-but really, apple only pays him 1 dollar a year cash

*apple ibook g4 was apples "oopsies poodle!"
-take some responsibility.
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*vista drains battery life..
-System resource whore!

*sims and second life is crap
-virtual rape..
-doesn't make any damn sense

*no one emails me
-Jakethetechguy@gmail.com

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*usb powered razer
-25 bucks.
-we like the desktop aquarium.

*Spiderman 3
-im so let down.
-That's all i got to type. Just listen (spoiler warning)
-i went pee right in the middle of the movie. (in the bathroom of course)
-I hated that 70's venom.

*Dreamhost was such a let down.
-I don't like them and I couldn't even sign up.
-feels like a scam..kind of..

*Macdock looks good
-expensive but i hear its the answer.

Episode 10 - 5.1.2007

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*New video podcast for my band coming soon!

*Apple released Quicktime 7.1.6 - patches flaw
-also support for Final Cut Studio 2
-updated airpot as well!
-mac files are fat..that's because windows systems are full as it is!
-software update rocks my socks...yours too!

*Webby awards! Not me!
-Flickr wins 3 awards.. YAY! i use em for moblogging
-Ask a Ninja won best actor award... the ninja kicks ass!
-Best viral Phenomon - diet coke and mentos. amazing..simply amazing.

*bootcamp trick!
-just use the remote to select your partition..
-We are so lazy these days..
-damn you apple remote, you do so much...

*We love skype..and they love their mothers!
-skype users can now on mothers day call free.
-call your mothers! you have NO EXCUSE!!

*Dell support linux now.
-Go dell.. that's all I got to say about that.
-Hardware price will be more expensive.

*Google IG now called iGoogle
-they love macs..

*I want joost.. so do you
-Larry King is on joost.
-someone send me Joost..i'll get you 97 dollars off hosting at Dreamhost!

*AZ and Google. Match made in...city records?
-search public records
-this proves google runs the world!

*Viacom Are dicks.. Youtube getting sued for 1 billion dollars
-Youtube is a safe harbor.
-I did in fact use a dr evil voice when I typed the headline.
-don't blame youtube...blame the USPS

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